SAMIAM

okay not I AM....more like HE IS.
My guy friend Sam and some more friends sit 2gether at lunch. for the sake of privacy...
Sam
ME
Oreo
Milk
Alien
and Star

so Milk and Sam are messing around with brownies when Sam spills his milk. (real milk nawt Milk, DUH!) and tries 2 stand it back up but it falls the other way and onto his pants. When he goes 2 get napkins, the teachers look at him funny so he said:
"I had a little accident."
the whole spilling milk thing wasnt enough! This is SAM, and he had to make it funnier. Our whole table is cracking up so everybody stares and we laugh even harder!
Then later he knocks his rice into his lap and Alien through her unopened milk container into his lap and Oreo shoves a tiny grape in his ear. We dont know why he keeps sitting with us and not the guys but as long as hes there make the most of it!!! Plus hes super funny.
Now heres the thing: Both Oreo and Milk like him but it seems to me he likes Alien. Alien might b falling for him, too. Shes strong enough to hold back cuz she doesnt want a big fight.
me and Star are stuck in the middle of this and lots of other girls in school like him too.
all i know is we CANT lose Sam to somebody else.
hes too funny to let go of!!!!!!!!
HELP ME!
-BELLAANDEVILBUNNY